What job would you do for free? I’d be a parent for free… in fact, I’d pay to be a parent. And a spouse. And a child. Now, I’d be happy to do anything, really, for free if I didn’t have to worry about having a roof over my family’s head and food and clothing…

What colleges have you attended? I’ve taken classes at the University of New Mexico (go Lobos!), Boston University, College of Southern Nevada, and the School of Hard Knocks. Most of my schooling is done by myself, reading books. I’ve also done a lot of trade school training.

When are you most happy? I’m definitely the most happy when I’m just wandering around with no particular place to be or go.

What was the last thing you did for play or fun? My wife and I got ourselves e-bikes for Christmas this year, and the weather was great yesterday afternoon so we tried them out for the first time. While I still feel they are a bit like cheating, I’m at the age now where I…

Have you ever performed on stage or given a speech? Yes.

What was your favorite subject in school? Recess

What major historical events do you remember? Like… Challenger blowing up, Berlin Wall coming down, Desert Shield, Desert Storm, Clinton and Lewinsky, Harding and Kerrigan, Lorena Babbitt, Seinfeld, Friends, September 11, Obama and all his bs, Trump and all his bs, the various hurricanes and volcanoes, fires and floods? Maybe the growth of temples throughout…

Do lazy days make you feel rested or unproductive? Lazy days make me feel completely unproductive. I consider myself a lazy person, in that I try to find the fastest, easiest way to get something done, but not doing anything really feels… lazy and unproductive. One of my challenges the last few years is learning…

Tell us about a time when you felt out of place. Everywhere, all the time

What’s your favorite recipe? My favorite recipes are the ones I can make with the fewest dishes to do afterwards. Celery with ranch dressing, or peanut butter, for example.